Happy 75th, Sidney!!

Seventy-five years old – And what more can be said

What more, just listen – As you’ve traveled you’ve left a tread

To say you’re charitable – Is an understatement indeed

Or that you repeat yourself – For that there’s no need!!

You live to give advice – Whether solicited or not

On any topic or subject – An opinion you’ve got

You played Sax in High School – And graduated Harvard Law

When you want to stress a point – You get this protruding jaw!!

You were bald by age 26 – But that didn’t slow you down

You’ve made a lot of money – Yes, you’re well known in town

You’re powerful and successful – With a kind hearted streak

With a mind that is brilliant – But also a true “control freak”!!

You love the Packers and the Bucs – As well as the finest of wine

You have 5 kids and 9 grandkids – That cause your eyes to shine

You adore your wife Dorothy – And collecting modern art

But you believe in giving back – Charity has a special place in your heart!!

So on this 75^th birthday – It was important that you knew

That you’re loved and respected – By more than just a few

And to show we’re sincere – On this, your special day

Go ahead, jut that jaw – We want to hear what you have to say!!

Happy Birthday!!

Love

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A Toast to Martie and Bob!!

I know this is difficult – Being shy as you are

But for the last 60 years – You both have come far

So this honor we give – From the family you’ve grown

Starting with Ron and Bob – Who couldn’t do it alone!!

We can’t forget Jan and Lynn – Our very lovely wives

Or Grandson Kevin and wife Jamie – Who are listed in the archives

Great Grandson Trevor – The Raade name he’ll carry on

You two started this wonderful group – Who will be here after you’re gone!!

Granddaughter Kim and husband John – Ryan and Jacob their wonderful boys

You taught us the importance of the church – And with it, its many joys

Bob enjoys working in his yard – And playing a little golf

And when keeping order in the house – Martie has been known to be tough!!

We know many of your friends – Are smiling down from up above

Wishing they could be here – To share this joy and wonderful love

So Martie and Bob – It was important that you knew

How much we appreciate – All the things that you do!!

So we raise our glasses – For “60” wonderful years

To two wonderful people – Whom we all hold quite dear

Thanks for the memories – And may we all have many more

For you raised us to love – And both of you we adore!!

HEAR HEAR!!

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A Toast to Angie and Dan!!

I rise for a toast – Being the best friend of the bride

But first I’ll share some history – Let me be your guide

Angie and I have been friends – Since grade school, so long ago

She’s truly my best friend – Facts about each other we both know!!

Like the time we got home at midnight – Checked in and sneaked back out

Almost home the second time – Each of us gave a shout

In the road were 20 bouncing red lights – Coming straight at us

Angie was screaming, “back up the car” – A family of raccoons caused all the fuss!!

I really knew she was my friend – When she would drive my mom’s new corvette

Chauffeuring me in that brand new car – Angie, it’s something I’ll never forget

Angie is very hard working – But down to earth and real

But she also has this crazy thirst – For the extreme she can’t conceal!!

She likes to rock climb – Fishing and hiking outside

While Dan is quiet and nice – Taking all of this in stride

He’s also very artistic and loves to paint – A nature lover who likes to fish

As a couple they are perfect – Answering each other’s every wish!!

So now it’s time to toast – My friend Angie and her new groom

Let’s all raise our glasses – Each of us in this room

I wish you both much happiness – May your love continue to grow

May all your dreams come true – While down the road of life you go!!

HEAR HEAR!!

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Blue Gill Bill! In honor of Bill Erickson

Lion Bernie Bissonette made the invite – Asking Lion Bill to take a look

He visited and liked what he saw – It was good for the Lions this turn he took

He joined the Fridley Lions – And immediately became a force

Getting involved with the projects – Leading many of them, of course!!

First he became our Secretary – Keeping the records without fail

One month when things were slow – He fabricated the entire tale

Making up fictitious projects – But inserting real Lion names

Most of us thought it was funny – A couple members didn’t feel the same!!

We could count on Lion Bill – To get us off to the State Fair each year

Selling tickets on the Midway – And filling the booth with cheer

And when it came to the Assistance League – Our man Bill took the lead

No matter how early in the morning – He’d haul clothes if there was a need!!

Every member looked forward – When the frozen Blue Gills came in

To be passed out among the membership – On every face there was grin

And he loved to play his poker – With his Lion friends at night

One time things got topsy-turvey – Causing the boys a little fright!!

He took over as Gambling Manager – The club appreciated all he did

He was voted “Lion of the Year” – And not just once, heaven forbid

But three years total – Which is something to be quite proud of

Lion Bill took his service seriously – Like his fishing which he loves!!

He has many a story – With that big twinkle in his eye

Like the time he was pulling his boat – And saw it coming up on the side

The darn thing came unhitched – But it all worked out well

This is one of many tales – Our Blue Gill has lived to tell!!

There was the time on RushLake – When Bill and Craig, his son

Had finished up ice fishing – And Bill provided more fun

Craig looked back and saw it – As Bill went through the ice

Along with the four wheeler he was driving – He was backstroking to be precise!!

Although he’s slowed down a little – Having other things on his mind

We thought it right to recognize Lion Bill – Our friend who’s one of a kind

So Lion Bill we thank you – For being the great guy you are

A wonderful example of Lionism – You’ve truly raised the bar!!

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Happy 50th Birthday Fridley Lions!

From The City Of Fridley

February 21^st , 2004

The City ofFridleythanks you – For all that you’ve done

Throughout your history – Many hearts you have won

You started out giving – And as each year came and went

You just kept on helping – Millions of dollars you spent!!

Your footprints are many –As you helped out in your community

Such as the Islandof Peace– Truly an example of natures beauty

You’ve donated scoreboards – And scholarships galore

And when you were finished – You asked, do you need any more!!

Your members were folks – Who wanted to lend a helping hand

Some were household names – Others were more bland

Bob Cook and Clay Storley – Both stepped up to the plate

They were elected District Governor – And their leadership was great!!

You’ve helped out Tamarisk – And SACA and Make a Wish

The Cub Scouts and Meals on Wheels – And countless other in anguish

You started in Bingo – In nineteen sixty-nine

You were known as the Money Club – Working hard by design!!

Maynard Neilsen coordinated – A well oiled machine

For twenty years it worked – Raising lots of green

Then came the “Pull Tabs” – And without missing a beat

You got a booth in Joe DiMaggio’s – Keeping a positive balance sheet!!

Herb Bacon & Ollie Erickson – Charter members from day one

Not to forget George Bacon – Who won’t be outdone

George has perfect attendance – Which is really no small feat

It spans a 50 years period – Making him one of the elite!!

You sponsor the 49er’s Parade – Which is attended from near and far

And the weekend of Father’s Day – It’s marked on every calendar

You provide Senior Dinners – And there’s even an award

Named after Lion John Gargaro – Who had an incredible service record!!

So Fridley Lions stand tall – Down to your very last man

You started a club with a vision – And you carried out the plan

So we wish you Happy Birthday – And may you have many more

And folks in need can be assured  – They’ll hear that mighty Lions Roar!!

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Bon Voyage Desiree!!

I hate to see you leaving – Although I know it’s a good move

We knew you’d make the big time – And the money would improve

We have a lot of history – Of which I’d like to share

Of course I’ll do some editing – Too much truth might tend to scare!!

We met from mutual friends – Hitting it off right from the start

We had many nights in Vegas – But I’ll only tell a small part

 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – The memories fill me with glee

Besides I have to live here – So you can depend on me!!

We did do a lot of dancing – Literally dancing the night away

You got us into private parties – How you did it I won’t say

We had so much fun water skiing – You showed us how it should be done

Desiree, you are the greatest – You know how to live and have fun!!

There was also the skiing in Vail – Once again you took the lead

You’d make a great party planner – As you travel at warp speed

I can’t forget your dog – Chester the Molester as he’s known

You treat him like a king – I’m surprised he has no throne!!

You really do cut him slack – Here’s a story that must be told

When he peed upon your bed – You explained so sincerely and bold

It really couldn’t have been Chester – You explained with a long sigh

For if you’ve ever seen him – You know he can’t jump that high!!

You love your Pilates Classes – And the beautiful Lexus you drive

There is never enough dancing – Upon which you truly thrive

You are beautiful, crazy and fun – While remaining nice and sincere

You’re determined, intelligent and witty – My good friend I hold so dear!!

You are even into Rap Music – Loving chocolate and fine wine

You have no time for “whiners” – But you love a fine restaurant to dine

You passed your CFP last year – And now you’re on the move

Northern Trust Bank is lucky – Their bottom line you’ll improve!!

Desiree, you will truly be missed – And I thank you for being such a good friend

A confidant and da partner – Our love with you we send

And just because you’re moving – Doesn’t mean that we can’t meet

Out in the desert in Las Vegas– And dance while remaining totally discreet!!

Love

Kim

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In Memory of My Friend Ricky Boy Enga!!

When A Loved One is Lost!

When a loved one is lost – It’s the worst kind of pain

Many emotions are felt – As they go marching through our brain

Why did it have to happen – De, this question is truly the key

It’s difficult for us to understand – And even harder for us to see!!

But at times like this – It’s important that we all understand

There are no accidents in this life – And God has us by the hand

De, when your pain is at it’s greatest – God will send a soothing word

Or maybe a little story – That someone might have heard!!

For truly the greatest gift – That anyone can ever give

Is to remember our Ricky Boy – But also the loved ones that live

De, I know you carry a burden – Although sometimes it might not show

You too need to be remembered – And that act of kindness I’d like to bestow!!

Remember the good times – When both of you had fun

I recall when you started dating – And both your hearts were one

Or how Ricky hounded you – He so wanted to be a dad

And when you finally relented – Remember Ricky Boy was so glad!!

He was proud of his little Jen – And realistic as well

He knew he broke your heart – The guilt was putting him through hell

He wanted to be forgiven – By himself but more so by you

That probably has happened – By what you’ve both been through!!

God knows we make mistakes – Dumb stuff we can’t take back

The punishment is our suffering – As we try to get on track

And yes for every action – There is a reaction as well

That’s usually when we realize – That we have just entered Hell!!

Some get a chance at redemption – Others die without that success

In the end we’re all forgiven – As we feel God’s soft caress

The hard journey of life – Is experiencing feelings of bad and good

Trying to be better people – Trying to do what we should!!

As we each go on our journey – There are no guarantees

Of the trials and tribulations – Or how much pain there’ll be

As I write you this note – De, I want you to know that I care

And when I speak to God – You are included in my prayer!!

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To Our Dad, Brother, Husband,Uncle, Cousin, Nephew and friend Ray!!

We love and miss you – But your memories will always remain

We smile as we recall – With fondness through all the pain

Your brother David remembers – That gardening was one of your loves

Or the frogging you did with Ben – You’re not forgotten though up above!!

 Angel wants you to punish him – When he enters a casino again

Domi wants you to know – He misses you and feels the pain

Wilfred enjoyed fishing with you – As he recalls with a smile

And when you moved to Vegas – You were separated by so many miles!!

Remy liked to visit in Vegas – You always had plenty to do

As youngsters, Ben and Angel got locked in the Banjo – But so did Remy and you

Cilla remembers the GoldenCape – Where the food was oh so good

You treated them to dinner – You always did as much as you could!!

Lolita remembers the ironing – Of your Kauai Surf uniforms each week

Always on a Sunday – And how good you looked with your physique

Josie remembers your fishing – At Niumalu where you set your nets

You would drop off your catches – And on this she could always bet!!

You would save all the Aholehole – For that was Josie’s favorite fish

To have these moments with you again – Would be everyone’s only wish

You loved fishing, bowling and baseball – Gardening and gambling too

You enjoyed keeping busy – But helping others you loved to do!!

Nancysays you look so peaceful – There’s a reason that is so

Teresita knows you are in heaven – With Grandma Juliana and Grandpa Rufino

Melisa and Brenda miss you – As a father you were the best

Ashlee and Nicholas miss their grandpa – Having them you felt blest!!

Pete also misses you – As a step dad you were great

And you’re loving wife Cathy – You were each others perfect “Helpmate”

But each of us agree – Your time here with us was too short

And sharing are memories together – Brings each us some comfort!!

You were taken without warning – From us who loved you so

As each of us remembers – Each of us wants you to know

Our lives were so much better – Because of a man named Ray

Our Dad, Brother, Husband, Uncle, Cousin, Nephew and friend – We love and think of you each day!!

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Hello From Princess Rio!!

I’m new on the scene – Of Winkler Real Estate

My name is Princess Rio – But please, let me elaborate

I was roaming the streets – When much to my surprise

I was snatched by the Ridgeback Club – Which was to their demise!!

I’m not just a pretty face – I also have energy galore

After getting tossed 3 times – From foster homes, there’s more

I ended up on StarvationMountain– With the best of my breed

Twenty, 150 pound Ridgebacks – But that many more they’d need!!

I chewed them up fast – Then the Winkler’s came along

They looked into my eyes – And knew my character was strong

Always ready for a challenge – With excitement for them

I’ve become their new Guard Dog – Quite a smart stratagem!!

I’d like to show houses – But Risk Management is my game

God help any Perp – For I’m a crazy, loyal dame

I look out for their property – And play with Zorro now and then

But I’m a little too rough – As you can see, I’m quite the specimen!!

So call Kathy or Mark – They’ll find the house you have in mind

They’ve got years in this business – The perfect home they will find

And maybe at the closing – Here’s something you could suggest

Why not bring along “The Princess” – My behavior will be at its best!!

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Happy Birthday Michael!!

You’ve actually made it to “60” – We now know miracles exist

Its true your drug use in Viet Nam – Has given your mind a funny twist

But at least it answers the question – Of how you’ve become, You

The Bond Trader with time to kill – And manager of the Toodle Loo!!

You have an endless supply of jokes – On any topic known to man

The youngest of four brothers – Known as the McInerney clan

You love your Tia Maria’s – You drink till you pass out or hurl

But we still love you Michael – Although we’re all glad you’re not a girl!!

You only read nonfiction – An obsession some might say

Memorizing lyrics of the 50’s, 60’s & 70’s – That almost sounds gay

You’re an expert on the Civil War – And your tennis is pretty bad

While wearing the ugly bandana you do – You’ll never start a new fad!!

You’ve a crazy sense of humor – Some folks might even consider it sick

You could have been charged with embezzlement – But the charges wouldn’t stick

Michael, we wish you a happy birthday – And hope you have many more

And for all the twisted crap you give us – At least you’re not a bore!!

Happy Birthday

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