“Val’s Birthday Toast”

Let’s please take this moment to cherish a gal.

A precious sweet lady we all love named “Val”

Four decades of living, but you wouldn’t have guessed.

She looks “29” and by her we are blessed.

As quite a young girl, she grew up abroad.

Her family loves Jesus, for that we applaud.

From Venezuela to Rockford, Val gets around.

She’s a practical jokester, a bi-continent clown!

A homeschoolin’ mama, a devoted wife,

All people are cared for in Val Bubnack’s life.

From her “Roarin’ 20’s” to a fated blind date,

That “cherry stem thing” won over her mate.

Known to Randy as “Ball”, Val made him a Daddy.

Then came to the world, Kali, Caleb, Sam,……. Maddi.

Fancied a painter by her poor kitchen walls.

Val’s oft’ times a widow when basketball calls.

Enchanted by snowmen, and Lonestar for dinner,

If she counts you her friend, you know you’re a winner.

But don’t try to win, versus Val any day.

Her competitive nature will come out to play.

From walks in the morning to church acted dramas,

Val’s witty and honest, and one loyal mama!

So to properly honor the day of Val’s birth.

Let’s lift up our glasses and show what’s she’s worth.

A  “thank you” dear friend, for all that you do.

And a thanks to our Lord for making you “you”.

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Happy Birthday Richard Dale!!

To say you’re a “Free Spirit” – Is an understatement indeed

You hear music unlike others – Richie, you’re a rare, rare breed

You lost your father as a toddler – Your grandparents helped a lot

Then you lost your mother at “16” – Which really left you in a spot!!

With a court appointed guardian – Your love of music had to wait

She insisted you study accounting – Which you really didn’t want on your plate

Luckily while visiting an Uncle – You met Ralph Thommsen one day

He heard you playing the organ at church – About which he had much to say!!

He became your “benefactor” – As well as a very good friend

The College Conservatory of Cincinnati – You finally got to attend

On a 4 year scholarship, no less – Where you achieved quite a lot

Winning the Bertha Baur Award – Richard, you were hot!!

You won first place in 1962 – And second place in 1965

You heard music at church with Grandma – It truly helped you thrive

You spent 15 years at Trinity Episcopal – Where in 1975 you met your “lovely bride”

Richard, she insisted I say this – That’s just my little aside!!

You had an instant family – With Simone 4 years old and Brendon, 2

Then in 1981 you moved toWashingtonD.C. – In 82 came the entire crew

St. Patrick’s Episcopal Church – Where a misunderstanding took place

They wanted you to teach instrumental music – Something you didn’t embrace!!

You’ve taught scores of students – And given recitals on your own

In Buffalo, Pittsburgh and New York – Truly a gift from heaven you have shown

Your sister Juanita lives in Lexington – You sent her birthday flowers each year

Always the caring person – Which is why we all hold you so dear!!

You’ve held various church positions – In and about Washington D. C.

For the past several years – With your spirit still quite free

You’ve been at St. Mary Magdalene’s – Choirmaster of the Chancel Choir

You started a children’s instrumental group – You, they love and admire!!

Yes, your bride sings in the choir – As she should, don’t you think

Her mother spent a lot of money – For her voice lessons, wink, wink

And now the family has expanded – With Simone’s new groom, Jim

Oh yes, there’s also Michael – We certainly can’t forget him!!

And then we have Cameron – Whom you refer to as the “Apple of your eye”

Being your first grandchild – It was instant love between you and your guy

Thanks to Eric’s thoughtlessness – You had Cameron to help raise and to love

Although it wasn’t always easy – In retrospect, it was a gift from above!!

You’re also Sam and Sydney’s, Papa – Who have both won your heart

Richie, this is just an observation – But, you’ve come a long way from the start

You continue to battle diabetes – And your thumb has a score of pricks

Where you’ve tested your blood sugar – By now you know every trick!

You still ride your trusty bike – More miles than some drive a car

Your legs are like pistons – But Richard, that’s who you are

You and Joan love the Jersey shore –Point Pleasant now for 25 years

It’s where you both recharge and rest – You’ve made that very clear!!

The Colonel innkeepers – Are more like family after all

This will be your second Thanksgiving – You’ll spend with them this fall

With Brendon and Lori in Kentucky – You don’t see them as much as you’d like

With Cameron living in Maryland – When lonesome, you go ride your bike!!

Joan gave me this passage – You wrote it long ago on a resume

I think it says quite clearly – Exactly what I’ve been trying to say

“Music has been a
dominant force in my life. I am the music conductor. I am a communicator, an originator,
an interpreter, a performer, a person of spiritual integrity.”

So Richard, each of us wish you – Much happiness on your special day

We all love and admire you – So what more is there left to say!!

Happy Birthday
Richard

Love

Marcia, Erwin, Sheron,
Neal, Cheryl & Ed

And of course Tamara

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Happy 75th, Sidney!!

Seventy-five years old – And what more can be said

What more, just listen – As you’ve traveled you’ve left a tread

To say you’re charitable – Is an understatement indeed

Or that you repeat yourself – For that there’s no need!!

You live to give advice – Whether solicited or not

On any topic or subject – An opinion you’ve got

You played Sax in High School – And graduated Harvard Law

When you want to stress a point – You get this protruding jaw!!

You were bald by age 26 – But that didn’t slow you down

You’ve made a lot of money – Yes, you’re well known in town

You’re powerful and successful – With a kind hearted streak

With a mind that is brilliant – But also a true “control freak”!!

You love the Packers and the Bucs – As well as the finest of wine

You have 5 kids and 9 grandkids – That cause your eyes to shine

You adore your wife Dorothy – And collecting modern art

But you believe in giving back – Charity has a special place in your heart!!

So on this 75^th birthday – It was important that you knew

That you’re loved and respected – By more than just a few

And to show we’re sincere – On this, your special day

Go ahead, jut that jaw – We want to hear what you have to say!!

Happy Birthday!!

Love

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Happy 50th Birthday Fridley Lions!

From The City Of Fridley

February 21^st , 2004

The City ofFridleythanks you – For all that you’ve done

Throughout your history – Many hearts you have won

You started out giving – And as each year came and went

You just kept on helping – Millions of dollars you spent!!

Your footprints are many –As you helped out in your community

Such as the Islandof Peace– Truly an example of natures beauty

You’ve donated scoreboards – And scholarships galore

And when you were finished – You asked, do you need any more!!

Your members were folks – Who wanted to lend a helping hand

Some were household names – Others were more bland

Bob Cook and Clay Storley – Both stepped up to the plate

They were elected District Governor – And their leadership was great!!

You’ve helped out Tamarisk – And SACA and Make a Wish

The Cub Scouts and Meals on Wheels – And countless other in anguish

You started in Bingo – In nineteen sixty-nine

You were known as the Money Club – Working hard by design!!

Maynard Neilsen coordinated – A well oiled machine

For twenty years it worked – Raising lots of green

Then came the “Pull Tabs” – And without missing a beat

You got a booth in Joe DiMaggio’s – Keeping a positive balance sheet!!

Herb Bacon & Ollie Erickson – Charter members from day one

Not to forget George Bacon – Who won’t be outdone

George has perfect attendance – Which is really no small feat

It spans a 50 years period – Making him one of the elite!!

You sponsor the 49er’s Parade – Which is attended from near and far

And the weekend of Father’s Day – It’s marked on every calendar

You provide Senior Dinners – And there’s even an award

Named after Lion John Gargaro – Who had an incredible service record!!

So Fridley Lions stand tall – Down to your very last man

You started a club with a vision – And you carried out the plan

So we wish you Happy Birthday – And may you have many more

And folks in need can be assured  – They’ll hear that mighty Lions Roar!!

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Happy Birthday Michael!!

You’ve actually made it to “60” – We now know miracles exist

Its true your drug use in Viet Nam – Has given your mind a funny twist

But at least it answers the question – Of how you’ve become, You

The Bond Trader with time to kill – And manager of the Toodle Loo!!

You have an endless supply of jokes – On any topic known to man

The youngest of four brothers – Known as the McInerney clan

You love your Tia Maria’s – You drink till you pass out or hurl

But we still love you Michael – Although we’re all glad you’re not a girl!!

You only read nonfiction – An obsession some might say

Memorizing lyrics of the 50’s, 60’s & 70’s – That almost sounds gay

You’re an expert on the Civil War – And your tennis is pretty bad

While wearing the ugly bandana you do – You’ll never start a new fad!!

You’ve a crazy sense of humor – Some folks might even consider it sick

You could have been charged with embezzlement – But the charges wouldn’t stick

Michael, we wish you a happy birthday – And hope you have many more

And for all the twisted crap you give us – At least you’re not a bore!!

Happy Birthday

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Happy “40th” Birthday Kenny!!

It must be your birthday – And I have to say thanks

You organized the party yourself – To Vegas no less, pretty swank

Inviting our whole family – What a generous thing to do

To celebrate this special day – And you did it all just for you!!

This is quite a momentous time – I guess in more ways than one

Turning 40 is a real milestone – For you Lovecakes, it means twice the fun

You do have your quirks – As many of us do

Visiting Montrealis special – It’s not just about family and friends for you!!

It’s about Decarie Hot dog and Orange Julep – Pendelli’s Pizza to name some

And when Jupiter meets Mars – They get you moving East on the 401

When it comes to tending the baby at night – You couldn’t be called the best

Bless your heart, you try – But you sleep through the entire test!!

You are the doting father – Making sure your girls are bright

Teaching them about Poker – And counting the numbers just right

I have to admit you’re fun loving – And your glass is always half full

It has to be that hockey background – That keeps you positive and sensible!!

You’re a “Studly” looking guy – Who’s worked hard to be what you’ve become

With a wonderful sense of humor – And playing goalie gave you an even better “Bum”

So on this your “40^th” birthday – Kenny, I have to say

You’ve made it fun for me and the girls – Each and every day!!

I wish you a lifetime of love, health and wealth – Happiness and much more

You’re a man of many facets – But with you our life will never be a bore

It’s important that you know – I love you from the bottom of my soul

You’re special in so many ways – Without you I wouldn’t be whole!!

You’re a kind and generous husband – Our family you do adore

So, happy, happy birthday Lovecakes – And may we celebrate many more!!

Love

Cindy

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Happy Birthday Ms. Robinson!!

One more milestone – And you’re handling it great

I’ve truly adored you – Right from our first date

You’re successful and real – Knowing just who you are

A Marriage and Family Therapist – Helping others near and far!!

Just becoming a grandmother – With little Liam newly arrived

You’ve always been a free spirit – As a child, it’s how you survived

With the energy of a thirty year old – Although not much of a cook

With high scores in other categories – It’s easy to overlook!!

Since I’m a work in progress – If my memory is correct

Experiencing life with you – Is more than I could ever expect

My love for you keeps growing – It’s important that you know

You’re also a good friend – That causes my heart to glow!!

So Happy Birthday Ms. Robinson – I lift my glass to you

Here’s to our sexy Grandma – And also a friend so true!!

Happy Birthday!!

Love

Brian

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Happy Birthday Don!!

Who would have believed – That you’d make it all the way

Will you do another “60” – We can only pray

You’ve drank your share of scotch – You do know how to live

Life is about enjoyment – Although you’re not afraid to give!!

You have a love forCape Cod– Which you escape to when you can

Your friend Rob provides the smoke screen – Covering for you is part of the plan

You also love going to Rome – Enjoying a drink at the roof top bar

Where else but the Hotel Minerva – A classy man is who you are!!

Like all of us, your life isn’t perfect – Especially when you are inRome

 The Contessa makes you so crazy – You’d like to leave and just come home

But hey, look at the bright side – She keeps you on your toes

Remember father, the commandments – It will cause your heart to glow!!

President of St. John’sUniversity– A board member of Bear Stearns

We all have faith in your opinions – You’ve helped many of us learn

So on this auspicious occasion – Paying homage just seems right

So we wish you a happy birthday – And many more to our guiding light!!

Love

Paula

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Happy Birthday Derek!!

You’ve made it to “40” – On the fast track I might add

Your interests are many – Some would think a myriad

Trading the Futures Market – Is not for the faint of heart

Sunday night calls on oil trades – Oh yes, you’re pretty smart!!

I don’t know your losses – Fortunately, you’ve money to lose

And someone with your intensity – It’s takes much more to amuse

You’re in constant competition – With Tom, your brother in law

Of your ultimate boss, Robert – You truly are totally in awe!!

Being a wine connoisseur – And Utah football die hard fan

Mountain biking and tennis – While being a Blackberry and ipod man

Oh, I almost forgot – You’re also a hard core Chef wannabe

A true dog lover – And a man with God loving decency!!

You keep turkey growers prosperous – Deep frying in quantity

While being a pseudo restaurant critic – Sharing all that you see

You’ve accomplished quite a lot – CEO of the Vehix website

With Kate, Emily and Elliott – My friend, your life is right!!

So on this wonderful occasion – My crazy, compulsive friend

Something out of the ordinary for you – A birthday rhyme I’d send

So Derek, happy birthday – And may you have many more

And those oil, bond and stock futures – I do hope that you score!!

Happy Birthday
Derek!!

Your Friend David

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Happy Birthday Dan the Man!!

You’re an amazing man – And on this special day

We’d like to honor you – And we have many things to say

You’re a wonderful father – Husband, grandfather and friend

There’s nothing you can’t fix – On you, many of us depend!!

You are truly a leader – As the “Pud Men” can attest

You boys climbed up for the jump – And came out the best

At my Bachelor Party – Where the action was fast

You pulled an all nighter – Playing video poker and having a blast!!

Your gun collection is large – Although you seldom have time to hunt

If there is a 3^rd World War – You’ll be up there in the front

You play by the rules – And you’re loyal to the end

Always ready with a helping hand – You are a true, true friend!!

You used to ride a Harley – And jet boat across the lake

You gave your kids a wonderful childhood – They remember, make no mistake

Spending weekends at the lake – Having fun on the boat

You also taught them values – They learned well, you should note!!

Your wife Judy is your “Soul Mate” – Together you’re the perfect team

When the two of you are together – Your eyes have a special beam

I consider you my best friend – And thank you for all you’ve done

None of us would be where we are – Without you, it wouldn’t have been fun!!

Happy Birthday Dan!!

Love

Jason

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